...you wake up from a much needed nap during a week-long chest cold. The kids are home from school and you walk out to make sure they're doing homework and not destroying the house...
...and you start asking questions, but one of your teenage daughters starts laughing at you and says...
..."Mom, stop talking, I can't take you seriously, you sound like a drag queen."...
...and all the rest of the kids start laughing...
So much love and compassion for mom when she's sick.
My reply?
"I'm going back to bed now, and drag queens are much hotter than I am."
I only woke up in full non-drag queen form this morning.